Can I Bitch Lyrics – Eminem

Can I Bitch Lyrics – Eminem
Song Details:
Song: Can I Bitch
Artist: Eminem
Album: Raw & Uncut
Genre: Hip-Hop/Rap
Released: 2006

Can I Bitch Lyrics

Uncle Marshall
Will You Tell Us A Bedtime Story
Regular Voice
Here We Go

Now Once Upon A Time Not Long Ago
There Was A Little Rapper About To Blow
But His Album Came And It Was Not Good
I Think It Went Lead Or Double Copper Wood
So The Silly Little Fans They Were Mislead
By A Nerdy Internet Computer HipHop Head
Me And You Clef Were Gonna Make Some Cash
Grab The Silver Paint And Lets Paint My Ass
Hey Mister Would Ya Care To Bare Witness To
The AssWhippin Im About To Administer
To This AssKissin Little Vaginal Blister
Stanabis Little Marshall Mathers Sister
And In This Corner We Have The Mister
Not Havin It Its The Mad Sinister
Dr Evil With His Bag Of Tricks For
This Little Antagonist Faggot DickSuckin
ExLL Cool J Fan From Windsor
Im Bout To Murder Little Kenny Fag KeniffSta
You Bastard I Aint Wanna Have To Diss Ya
Canabis Where The Fuck You At I Miss Ya

CanIBitch Oh CanIBitch
Where For Art Thou CanIBitch
Please Tell Me What Happened With
That Style That You Were Rappin With
CanIBitch Oh CanIBitch
Are You From Los Angeles
New York Or Just A Janitor
From Canada Oh CanIBitch

Now At First I Aint Really
Understand The Shit
Picture Me For A Second And Imagine It
Chillin In The BatMansion And Relaxin
When All A Sudden Some Bullshit
Comes Across The Scanners
Its CanIBitch On Some Stan Lives Shit
It Creeped Me Out At First Man This Is Sick
For Me Being Just A Sick This Conflict
Gets My Dick Harder Than Arithmetic
And I Know How You Jealous Ones Envy
I Shoulda Knew Better From The
First Few Letters You Sent Me
The First Two Letters
You Were Tellin Me Shit
Like You Respect Me Like
Any Other Regular MC
The Third Letter You Ask
How Come I Aint Return

None Of The Messages At
Shady Records You Left Me
The Fourth Letter: Slim You
Really Startin To Upset Me
The Fifth Letter Told Me
You Were Comin To Get Me
The Sixth Letter Theres A
Bomb Threat In Our Building
This Crazy Motherfuckers
Really Tryin To Kill Me
So I Went Back And Read
The First Few Letters That Said
Some Shit About A Message You Left
Oh Shit Thats Not An E Thats An A
This Dude Wants To Leave
Me A Massage Hes Gay
Right Away Im On The Phone With Dr Dre
We Got A Bogey Marshall Im On The Way

CanIBitch Oh CanIBitch
Where For Art Thou CanIBitch
Please Tell Me What Happened With
That Style That You Were Rappin With
CanIBitch Oh CanIBitch
Are You From Los Angeles
New York Or Just A Janitor
From Canada Oh CanIBitch

So In Two Seconds Flat Dres At My Crib
The Funny Thing Is We
Both Know Where This Kid Lives
And Neither One Of Us Have Canadian Citizenship
Shit Oh Dre Wait A Mintue Thats It
All We Gotta Do Is Use A Bit Of Turbo Boost
We Can Fly Over The Border Lets Go WOOSH
So Were Off To Toronto And Were Gainin Speed
BOOSH What Was That Oh Jermaine Dupri
Fuck It Keep Goin No Time To Waste
Wait Backup Hit Him One More Time In Case
Okay Fuck Now Hes Draggin Under The Car
Oh Well Only 30 More Thousand Miles

Meanwhile Me And Dre Are Tryin To Conversate
Just Tryin To Find A Reason For The Constant Hate
And Tryin To Figure Out
What Happened To Germaine Propaine
He Couldnt Have Fell Off That Hard Aint No Way
What Happened To The Way You
Was Rappin When You Was Scandalous
That Canibus Turned Into A Television Evangelist
Plus He Raps With His Regular Voice BOOSH BOOSH
BOOSH BOOSH What Was That Pet Shop Boys
So We Pull Up To The Bridge Where He Last Was Spotted
His Corpse Was Still Movin But His Ass Was Rotted
He Kinda Smelled A Little Like Courtney Love
I Figure If I Stick Him With A Fork Hes Done
So I Stabbed Him Twice Kept Jabbin Christ
He Wont Die This Guys Like A Battered Wife
Hes Like Kim He Keeps Comin Back For More
But He Wont Fight Back I Cracked His Jaw
Hold Up Bis Quit Foldin Up

Punch Me In The Chest Make My Shoulders Touch
Do Somethin At Least One Punchline
Cmon Till The Meter Reads 999
TyNine Percent Of My Fans Are Blonde
Bis Cmon Answer Me Man Respond
Tell Me Bout The Sun Rain Moon And Stars
Intergalatical Metaphors From Mars
Raw To The Floor Raw Like Reservoir Dogs
Bite Another Line From Redmans Song
Suddenly The Stub From A Dead Mans Arm
From A Midget Reaches Out From Under The Car
Its JD This Motherfucker Wont Die Neither
Dre Starts Sprayin Him With Cans Of Ether
We Stomped The Bitch And Then Stopmed The Bitch Again
Compton Detroit Bitch Talk Some Shit Again
Stomp Him Switch Feet Stomp Him Switch Again
Dre Alright Hes Dead Dog Quit Kickin Him
I Think Stanabis Jumped Off The Bridge Again Damn
He Disappeared Yo Hes Gone He Did It Again

CanIBitch Oh CanIBitch
Where For Art Thou CanIBitch
Please Tell Me What Happened With
That Style That You Were Rappin With
CanIBitch Oh CanIBitch
Are You From Los Angeles
New York Or Just A Janitor
From Canada Oh CanIBitch